DVD: Reno 911! Miami

This ramshackle mess is a spin-off feature from the Comedy Central show Reno 911! Imagine Police Academy mixed with Super Troopers shot like a documentary and with any charm or humour removed, and your getting kinda close to how bad this film is.

After a biological-attack at the American Police Convention in Miami leaves (apparently) every police officer in the country in quarantine, the bumbling boys and girls from the Reno Sheriff’s Department are left in charge of the city. Hilarity ensues.

Only it doesn’t – because there is nothing funny about this film. That includes the fat ass jokes, the gay jokes, the wanking jokes and the dead whale jokes. The one thing that even comes close to being humourous (but doesn’t actually get there) is the appearance of Nick Swardson as roller-skating rent boy Terry. However, even Swardson can’t generate a grin after having to sit through the unfunniest film since Schindler’ds List.

Keep. The fuck. Away.

Are you a twat? Then buy it here.