Archives: Johnny Messias

  • Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia

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    Star Wars: The End of The Affair?

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    Princess Leia’s gold bikini. IG-88. Greedo shot first. Salacious Crumb.  If these words mean anything…
  • The Irishman by Martin Scorsese

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    Review: The Irishman

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    An extended cinematic love letter to some of the finest actors around, and to the…
  • Luke Skywalker in Star Wars A New Hope

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    Star Wars and the over-40s

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    Princess Leia’s gold bikini. Gredo shot first. Salacious Crumb. If those words mean anything to…
  • thor ragnarok

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    Review – Thor: Ragnarok

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    If you’re buying a ticket for a film subtitled ‘Ragnarok’, chances are it’s not a…
  • Hugh Jackman in Logan

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    Review: Logan

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    The Wolverine always disappointed me. I wanted him to be this rage-ball character, turning the…
  • A T800 robot from Terminator Genisys

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    Review: Terminator – Genisys

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    Recycle, recycle, we are going to recycle! So says Peppa Pig, who speaks for the…
  • Tom Hardy in Mad Max

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    Movie review: Mad Max – Fury Road

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    In a post-apocalyptic world that looks like the Australian outback, Peter Stringfellow has stolen all…
  • Leonardo DiCaprio in The Wolf of Wall Street holding money

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    Review: The Wolf of Wall Street

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    The Wolf of Wall Street is ruffling feathers with its no-holds-barred depiction of stock-broker douchebags…